Khloe Kardashian Dropped 25 Pounds: I’M The Hot Sister Now!

This is the cover of Life&Style United States magazine featuring Khloe Kardashian for the April 2013 issue.

Jezebel reports: Apparently, there can only be one sexy Kardashian, and Khloe has at long-last been krowned the kween of sexy. For now. Her recent slim down has earned her a lot of positive attention… and backhanded compliments. In a rampant case of quote abuse, this story twists old and made-up quotes in an attempt to spin an “Ugly Duckling” story.

Khloe, who has never actually called herself ugly, sexy or hot in any of the interviews cited, is made out to be a default beauty queen, since Kim Kardashian is pregnant and Kourtney’s busy with motherhood. The mag suggests that as Khloe becomes thinner — and therefore happier, according to the mag — Kim Kardashian drinks more and more haterade. “It makes matters worse that Khloe is looking amazing. It’s hard for Kim to be happy for her.” Meanwhile: Britney Spears has already told her new beau that she loves him and her entire family is all, that’s just our Britney — always rushing into relationships.

Bachelor Sean Lowe’s dance partner Peta Murgatroyd “couldn’t think of a single person better to be stuck in a room with, sweating.” Also, Angelina Jolie has been talking to Billy Bob Thornton behind Brad’s back, but it’s totes cool because no bodily fluids have been exchanged — or worn. Lastly, a paparazzo stood by and caught these action-packed pics of Heidi Klum putting the “super” in super model, as she rescued her son Henry and two nannies from a riptide in Hawaii — dude, you could have helped.

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